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2014
OctoberThe newest crazeCats love laser pointers
SeptemberFBIBeing Old
AugustFidgetyTime Machine Requirements
JulySad MovieOffice Prank
MayWinnie the Pooh  (partially NSFW)Skydiving
AprilCosmologist Jesus goes to the libraryDivorceThat was easy
MarchGenie in a bottleConjunctivitisTrain Engineer
FebruaryNational Clown Treasure 2: The Search for Bozo's GoldEdward Plungerdick: Save my baby! Edward Plungerdick: IntroductionThe looks of those cloudsChew
JanuaryPssssstBob's Fake Leg Emporium2014 Goal: Invent rocket shoes, crash rocket shoes, regret rocket shoes
2013
December2014 Goal: Sing the baby back ribs song at a funeralThe Grinch who helicoptered his penis at WhovilleCookies for Santa in 2013The Christmas Tree is UpA Giraffe eats puddingClever Girl
NovemberBoner Week: Black FridayBoner Week: ThanksgivingBoner Week: The Strip ClubBoner Week: AntsBoner Week: Job InterviewHow was I made?Guardian Angel?  Part 2Guardian Angel? Back, and up the shirt
OctoberA comic for @AnaBananaInIndyCoke NailH.P. Lovescraft BeerCookie Monster: OriginsCostco
SeptemberThe REAL alice in wonderlandBe Cool ManA Cactus TaleDon't CryBilly's DrawingFirst Date: Part 2First Date: Part 1
AugustAdventure of Racist Uncle Horse Part 2Sign HoldersFormula 407Blame the AliensHipster St. Bernard RescueYou Play Bassoon??An Invite to Patrick RothfussYou need help!Time CapsuleHarry Potter & the Bathroom of LonelinessButterfly EffectSéanceDon't ask Johnny 5
JulyDon't piss off librariansHow's the weatherMad MaxEggplant ParmesanFlat TireDjango UnchainedDrug DealWart RemovalBicycle Technology BreakthroughGolden Corral DumpsterThe Real End to CastawaySuperhero Fiero Emporium
JuneLazy CactusFull DisclosureWhat to drawThe boy who cried AlbatrossPieRock ConcertNBA ScandalBolognaTransitions: MonocleMovie Review: StolenGandalf the BouncerPaul's Walker
MayAlfred....hitchcock??....Alf & Garfield??A message from a giraffeHow to become a T-rexTherapyBruce WillisWoah, Bro!Matlock on VHSKuato gets side workPaul Walker BalloonsModel RocketGraduated CylinderGuy Fieri's Product Line
AprilWhy did the goose cross the road?Wedding RegistryRacist Uncle HorseFirst DateGoateeSurprise PartyGod FatherDistillery TourJurassic Park?No SplashingPaula Deen discovers ButtersafeAttack of the 50ft Rachel RayPinata
MarchHide & SeekQuit Resisting MeA Taste of M Night ShyamalanHow to get a jobPizza DeliveryVacation Bible SchoolThe arrest of Smokey the bearFrom the desk of Gordon RamsayWishing WellDay at the beachThe world's greatest PhilTime Traveler
FebruaryA trip to the doctorNew GamePie Baking ContestThe Musical FruitConspiracyThe flip side of eating your greensPanda Liberation FrontGentlemans beard sticker familyThe power of christ compels you to eat anotherJust DriveHorcererSay Anything
JanuaryThe birds and the beesThe worlds best jokeGrooming tipsInstagramWasted wishesBaby Care 101How comics are madeMarathonBonocchioA nice day for swimmingThe sex talkInfidelityPunkin' Chunkin'
2012
DecemberTime CapsuleBack to the Future?Chinese How Ebenezer got his Scrooge backBaby on BoardHerman, the bad timing clownLife of PieGarfieldPaula Deen Product LineET antiseptic dispenser  Cher'd FilesCan you smell it?How to tell you're in Indiana
NovemberWhy Mario collects coinsA fly in my soupPoor Little T-rex, can't reach his shake to drink itEdly the black friday hand turkeySuper Paper Mario ThanksgivingWhat would you do with a time machine?Rock, Paper, Scissors....Awwww Pets!!!Sexy bath timeBeard Travels KoreaHow Santa WorksOSHA RegulationsKeep Jesus out of the election, but keep boners in
OctoberBoners, by jameyComic FlowchartRick Steve: Mars Through the Back Door 2112The DoughboyHorse RacingThe Last SupperTragic AccidentTechnical difficultiesStar Wars w/ an all Jar Jar Binks castHow to eat peasThe Great Pumpkin DebateLimoncelloThe Real McCarthy Hearings
SeptemberHuffy the Vampire PlayaMowing the lawnThe Chronicles of Riddick: The Lion, The Witch & The WardrobeRecumbent UnicycleHammock DeliveryHow to make a sitcomBrown Baggin'Is that you, Joker?.Duck Duck....goose?Labor Day
AugustLil' Falafel Commas MatterRetarded David BeckhamNeed Money Now?Vacuum DemoGordon Ramsay's: Cow Pasture Nightmare It's hard to be captain picardThere's something about SpongeBobSquare Foot GardeningWhere's Flat Stanley?Infinity GuitarHitler hangs some artHitler takes a bath
JulyThe Butter MobileOne Chirp at a Time: Episode 2Hermione empties her magic bagThe Dark Knight RisesSix Million Dollar ManSexual Harassment 8-ballShaq-a-saurus Awesome Casper the Asshole GhostCaricatureTwirlingGreen Giant
JuneSchrödinger's CondomFresh BabiesTime offSome Modifications...Korean Pizza Infomercial New Bar IdeaGuest Comic Week: The American Educational Complex by ZachGuest Comic Week: Bomi and Morgan welcome us to KoreaGuest Comic Week: Nikki's Great Grandparents Skipping Stones
MayLord CortezExpress Written Consent That's a nice plantOne Chirp at a Time: Episode 1Mer-thingsNo Grimaces ClubA message from giraffes Dude!!!  Red Solo Cup Dude!!!Frasier CraneDinner at a fancy restaurantDreams of a cat king (Guest strip by Heather)What I remember about datingOne Night Bat-stand
AprilScapegoat Dime Store CowboyBirthday CardMovie Review: UnstoppableCalvin and JobsThe cake is a liarWords MatterThe Glass SlipperSomething more comfortableAn Easter MiracleFlaunting SuccessTime to prove dinosaurs
MarchToy Story 4Literal Doomsday SayersGood v Evil PigTiny tie = successSquirrel ControlA new inventionFamous People I've MetSee Rock CityCircus AmbitionBrother/Sister RivalryMan CaveThe Ramen Anniversary Washington Monument - Impromptu Boner Week
FebruaryThe death of Ralph S. Mouse - Impromptu Boner WeekWhy I'm interestingGravityHow snow is madeSnape-ple Iced TeaGrizzly Bear Confessions Week - Part 3Grizzly Bear Confessions Week – Part 2Grizzly Bear Confessions Week - Part 1Finally, a safe placeSuicide WatchEngineers guide to the Kama SutraOld shows made new againIf I were friends with an elephant
JanuaryThe Twilight SagaAnother Kobe ScandalPickin up a hookerBirthday WishesThe new m night shyamalan movie: The Story of JoelTaft Vs. WalrusHipster AnimalsOld time photo boothWhat if....How to make babies awesome (as seen on my twitter)Happy Bday 2011 HeatherNew State SlogansMovie Ideas
2011
DecemberClown CandidateStop being so sexy!Orphanage time!!Why his nose glows redWhat I want for Christmas (It's really what Heather wants)Jamie's xmas listThe thin black and white lineSeven...if Michael Bay was the director...Tumbleweed pretending to be GodzillaDon't use Billy Joel lyrics to pick up girlsRocket HerosLesser known CarebearsThe economy is hard on everyoneBeard of the month: December 2011: The Bubble Bath Beard
NovemberThe next generation of bowling teamsNew comics resume TuesdayIs it too soon to prepare for next year?Everyone gets oldThe most adorable butcher in townWhat a majestic creatureInventors of all kinds...Rejected British Health PostersAsk Mr. OwlLettuce WrapSex ScandalWatch it NERD!!!There is no cureBeard of the month: November 2011: The late night victor
OctoberCan't get to sleep? Try counting ShempIt's the great pumpkin Charlie BrownEveryone loves a good tee-peeingAw man...too soonHow is this even possible?Skittles, taste the tragedy8 is not too early to start drivingIt's really a lovely storyYou can't stop judgement dayWhat happens in Vegas...Homeless GhostbusterNow is not the time for semantics you dick!!Beard of the month: October 2011 : The BeatnikPsshhht. Those shows are nothing alike
SeptemberIn the final episode of Happy Days, the Fonze jumps the Gettysburg addressWhy would this be weird?MTV | GThe best damn nanny service in townMovie review: DevilLook out for that bee!Alan Rickman joins the WigglesWhy I don't play pokerNew product ideaYou never know until you've tried itScenes from a sex shopDon't be so uptight
AugustScenes from a chinese restaurantTechnology through the agesImportant business meetingAlways follow a treasure mapFunnytron 3000 - Part 2Cat CallingThe worst news in the worldBeard of the month: August 2011 : The Ambrose BurnsideI said LARP, not role playing....Veloci-RAPTURED!Love makes you do strange thingsMen's Fashions: 2034People in the south are so politeIt's open to interpretationIt's solid advice
JulyGuess who ran out of time to draw...Fat man in a little skirtI have bad news kids...Best Babysitter EverBest birthday ever...Do I still get 3 wishes?Hunting season is upon usCanadian GangsIt's not so funny when it happens to youPrepare for some HOT bee pornThe future is here!Beard of the month: July 2011: The 8-bit beardHappy 4th of JulyDr. Who meets the Time traveling chainsaw
JuneFunnytron-3000A quick bear napYour movie knowledge is astounding....Heather: draw an awesome comic about me tonight!Proof there is some sort of godIf you don't eat supper, you won't get your entire pie for dessertAlternate Michael Bay Movie Titles (for movies I have seen)International Turtle Mustache Competition ResultsIs it less creepy when your cat does it?Beard of the month: June 2011: The half man / half woman3 Cat KeytarI wonder how often this happensTime traveling chainsaw adventures #1Thank you internet commenters
MayAustralia Vs. AustriaPrince endorses ProactivClippy outside the officeBabe Magnet3!...2!...1!...RAPTURE!!!!Coors Light Sales Rep Training MaterialsChewbacca post Star Wars fameTom Jones as a childIt ain't easy being greenHe is...the unluckiest man in the universeWhat are it's intended uses?What a scoop!That’s one classy chickenBeard of the month: May 2011: The “guaranteed to win a contest”
AprilBird Elementary Vs. Bird CollegeIn the future, all cats will be pogocatsFor your consideration WebsterWait...I don't think that's how the saying goesIt's not a stupid questionHe was...the most lonely man in the worldBeard of the Month : April 2011 : The “I’m too late (like this beard  of the month) to take time to shave” patchy beardWhy I think my brain is defectiveKeep reachin for those starsI wish it were spring..it is spring..welcome to summer.Wizards have to poop tooThis is a GREAT ideaScarface makes a friendBest sex ever
MarchHe has a B.S. in MurderolegyNerdhogs DayWanna hear a joke?You've done it again science!President CatMarko: Texas Ranger!This guy should get a job as an announcerDear Nancy,Life doesn't get any better than thisNow THAT'S a deal!Rakes are assholesAlways check the dateThat's one hungry coffin
FebruaryBeard of the month: March 2011: The Impossible BeardApartment huntingMOOOOOOON WEEEEEK - Buzz puts up the flagMOOOOOOON WEEEEEK - Alan Shepard hits a golf ballMOOOOOOON WEEEEEK - Neil writes his name in the moon dustThe joy of ice fishingJello-burg!!!Happy Valentines Day!Why I'm never going to be allowed to babysitMuscle man's arms are to too buff to reach his ice creamIt's simple mathIT'S-A MEEE MAAAARIO!!The Gentleman's Beard Monthly guide to workplace reviewsBeard of the Month: February 2011: The Alaskan Fisherman
JanuarySPROUTS!I made friends with a raccoon!No one can hear you scream when you're so deliciousAlways be preparedyou're either melodramatic or i'm an assholeIf the comic was reviewedboring you for the 200th timeThe Bourne Identity...if Jason Bourne was a bearIt IS a good investmentBird bedtime storiesGood job scienceWriters block and catch phrasesBeard of the Month: January 2011: The Jersey DouchebagNo more spilled blood
2010
DecemberHAPPY FREAKIN NEW YEAR!Use caution when crossing the streetDo what Orca Windfree says....or else!How the Grinch sto..OH MY GOD!Christmas COMES but once a yearDecember to rememberI got it!! I finally got it..........waitWhat are you thinking about?Puppy store perilHalf Parrot Half Moosetriplecorns ain't shit!The only thing cooler than a triple unicorn....Don't you ever doubt meBeard of the Month: December: The French ForksI want you inside me
NovemberOrca Windfree book clubHow to tell if you're retarded:9 nails + 3 tires + thanksgiving + sinus infection = this shitty comicDecember 26th, 2015: the day xmas shopping officially became a year-round eventKidults: Bitchin SandcastlesMovie Review: The HappeningThings to be thankful for: A personal relationship with Jesus Christ and the salvation that comes along with it!Standing in line is frustratingE! Presents: Where are they now?Where an idea comes fromAbe Week: A night at the theatreAbe Week: HalloweenBeard of the Month: November: The really really long beardAbe Week: Abe's B-day
OctoberToday on OrcaMovie review: The Astronaut FarmerWhat's todays calendar say?Good sir, you looks atrociousJoe is a downerCheap AdvertisingFree PuppiesStep 1: collect scrotumsYou're going places little snailOh look! a bear!A bear has got to have dreams and ambitionsHi everybody!Hello MoonBeard of the month: October 2010: The FreudMy me time
SeptemberOnly you can prevent forest firesIt's the ciiiircle of liiifeHarvard is hard to get into and even harder to pay forHey, it was the only thing I could affordYou ain't cool, unless you're peeing your pantsI can't understand why you don't want kidsI can put it next to the Jesus Frito and the Jesus water stainThe reactor can waitChoose your positionPirates make terrible nanniesHey, I did exactly what you told me to doYou can make anything This is what rednecks do when the NASCAR season endsBeard of the Month: September 2010: The #1
AugustWhy am I being fired?A baby? In an office environment? What could be better!?!Did someone say....CATS!?!So your last name is Black? That'd be like if my last name were Jew: Larry JewABC Family Presents: Heroin MouseI see science has been spending it's time wisely....Girl scouts are inherently evilIs there anything cell phones CAN'T do?What it's like to be a web designerWay to put me on the spot BillyDamn it TLC, try harderParents, earn back your tooth fairy moneyBeard of the Month - August 2010Menace or saviour, you decide
JulyRockband Week! - 80's Hair BandRockband week! - One man bandRockband week! - Monkees RockbandHow I get my ideasDamn it Jim, can you try and get SOME work done today?I don't care what you say, he's not an artistScience Vs. Neighborhood kidsScience Vs ReligionWhen goth kids paintRob #203prequels!! everyone loves prequels!!!MORE EXPLOSIONS! MORE FAST CUTS!to celebrate freedom of speech, i've drawn a penis.Beard of the month: July
Junewould you like mayo or mustard?Pinata town es muy bueno100!!!!!!!Mmm. What smells so good?It's called innovation!Oil spill solution found!The paper bag gave him too many paper cutsHooked on phonics failed for IndianaThe real Wonka tour (5 of 5) - Charlie gets the businessThe real Wonka tour (4 of 5) - Oompa Loompas?The real Wonka tour (3 of 5) - Violet BeauregardeThe real Wonka tour (2 of 5) - Augustus gloopThe real Wonka tour (1 of 5) - The arrival at the factoryMan, that looks gross, but I bet it's really good for youThey're earlobe licking goodDamn you mini bagels!Beard of the Month: June 2010 - Bee Beard
MayThey're for more than just stubbingWhat WON'T Montel peddle to chumpsSpecializing in structured smoothies and juicesBing Crosby didn't sing I can't wait to pit Taft against CarterFailed Products of the 90sI would like to thank Joel for demonstrating robo-lion to me at lunch.I would like to tack on a bill declaring this comic funnyThe ancient Chinese secret of midnight snackumsBeard of the month: May 2010Based off an eye witness account (me...i heard/saw this)Feel like a man again for only $120 a month
AprilI done told her to stay closeGaranimals!! Web design!!!What do you mean I didn't win best picture? Fine i'll make a movie you morons can't denyWhy don't cats have daily planners?Here's the story, of a duck named MallardThere is no rule about it in the dress codeIt's a Bike, It's Sweet Music, IT'S A ROCKET!!!!Jewels make everything betterOne bitchin thermosYou can only go downhill from hereScrew you microwave!Eskimos have 90 words for snowHappy Zombie Jesus day everyone!!
Marchwhat's a baby gotta do to get some taco bell up in here?YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE MY LOVEThat's a pretty ambitious to do listWhat? What's wrong with it?I have low self esteem so I pick on people that are smaller than meThe world is seriously lacking in novelty hats for adultsBabysitting in the futureI'll take the rapist for $1000it's stupid pun day!I don't care if it's a kids shirti'm too sexy for this comicas time went on, charlotte resented fern more and more for saving wilburalways bring a pen and paper to meetingsBeard of the Month - March 2010great big fat guys looove fisting mayo into their mouths
Februaryyou're supposed to give up something that's hard for you to give upinspired by my trip to qdoba todayit's fashionable and smells greati guess you could call this the final solutionthis one is based off a true storychannel 5 action news has ALL the top storiesonce upon a midnight dreary, a sale on diamonds was the theorybaaaaaaaait's expensive AND crappylet's have an adventure!faster and more reliable than Fed Extastes great with vodka
Januaryrub it for luckthe FBIs most wanted comici just can't seem to get the smell of death outjuice boxes are the shititem 5 - let my children run around the officeaawwww. he looks just like hitlerthis is the fifth delivery this year...sorry i forgot to post this before we left
2009
Decemberi'm the most popular kid in school!at least it wasn't a dead puppyblasting music into the heavenstweeat is not a real wordahhh. toasty bunsdawg, i's got 3 playstations in dis thingman it sucks not having kids...oh well, off to europe againmake another wishworking legs will win every timewhere is the smurf-room. i think i'm going to smurfnot to be taken by mouth
Novemberalmost good enough to eata shiny baby is a happy babythanksgiving just got a little bloodierdu bist ein bellow fuhrerI think this might just be the BBC versionPrepare to be handsome$1.10 worth of school lunch at it's finestTwelve - noon puppy paradeUsed CowsGracie discovers this comicNoggin CribsHow my brain worksH1N1 Madness